oddspocks:

sixboroughs:

teacakes:

what really gets me is the first person in the brown cardigan and khaki pants is a completely different person from the last person in the brown cardigan and khaki pants

omg @oddspocks this reminds me of you at the gym on the crosstrainer 

Omg don’t

guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

ianstagram:

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

monica-geller:

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

seductrce:

Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to live. So do my dogs. It is nice and warm, I have some plants, my bookshelves are full, my sheets are always clean. There is time to read at the end of a day. I read a lot. Thinking is a good thing. I meet up with friends regularly, old and new. They love me. We make memories. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I travel a few times a year, always different places. The places I see steal my breath away. The people I meet teach me of life. They are good. There is no war. The sea calls to me and pay visit. I am independent. I am content.

thewintersouljaboy:
“ my school’s free and for sale group is wild
” thewintersouljaboy:
“ my school’s free and for sale group is wild
”

thewintersouljaboy:

my school’s free and for sale group is wild

stanleykubricky:

stanleykubricky:

stanleykubricky:

my brain is fired 

i mean fried

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

thatsthat24:

babygoatsandfriends:

theadventuresofwatson:

He really hates car rides

*upset alpaca sounds*

PROTECT HIM

-annoying:

tagged/me

"

My friend, you dive into other people and forget yourself. Remember to come up for air every so often.

Don’t drown yourself in someone else.

"
Z.M., Even whales come to the surface once in a while. (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wnq-writers.com)

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude